Shit Can Happen
Bitch
Yeah...
1-
Shit can
happen (8X)
[Kon
Artis]
Yo, yo,
huh, yo, yo, yo
That's
right motherfuckers we back
Same
slangin, orangatangin, wildin out on hoodrats
They say
I act like I'm too famous to say hi
And tell
'em what my name is but really I'm still
nameless...
You
niggaz don't get it yet, do you
Dealin
out platinum or flop I still put it through you
Wit a
luger that'll spit fire
And hit
higher than a pitch by a bitch like Mariah
You
think for one second since we got a deal
that we
won't deal wit you in front of St. Andrew's
still?
You gay
rappers better learn that
I won't
stop until I see 'em turn back
If you
don't slow that roll you got
You gon see these
Fo' sho'
that, ask the others
Brigade'll lay you down next to your mother's mother's
grandmother
[Kuniva]
You know
I'm feelin real rowdy tonight
Ready to
fight and half the niggaz I give dap to I don't even
like
The same
cat who never gave a damn about your name
I gives a fuck about it like
the next
I kill
you in ways you couldn't even fathom (punk)
You and
your madame, it's really unexplainable how I have
'em
Who call
theyself screamin about a challenge (what?)
Nigga we
got a gift while you barely makin it off mere
talent
My
skills are deeply embedded even your hoe said it
(uh-huh)
She was
knock kneed I fucked her now she's bow legged
In the
middle of rappin I drop the mic (what?)
And have
a stare down and jump in the crowd and start scrappin
(bitch)
Kuniv'
and Kon Artis my nigga we get it crackin
While
the paramedics pick you up we on the side
laughin
HOOK: 1-
in background
[Kon
Artis]
Now this
ain't funny so don't you dare laugh
Shit can
happen to him and yo' ass
You can
be touched don't think you can't
Cause
niggaz ain't fuckin around no more man {*repeat all
2X*}
[Swifty
McVay]
The feds
can't hold me, I hold feds
I was
born with a dark ass cloud over my head
Rainin
acid, you can't refrain from gettin yo' ass
kicked
Cause
you talk too much - you asked for it
I'm on
some massive shit, everybody ignore me
They
wouldn't fuck with me if I was performin at an
orgy
These
niggaz get confronted (whattup now?) then they change
stories
I cut
you and they thinkin everything's hunky dory
I even
have you pourin me the gasoline for me
Pullin
up slowly, cocktailin your homie [CRASH]
You met
a lot of niggaz but you wouldn't wanna know me
(f'real)
Yo' ass
might not even make it home wit your Roley
Don't
even try, in your system like e. coli
Tryin to
beef with me, nigga please yo' people die
I'm so
wicked that my mama gave birth illegally
I
survived the abortion immediately, SURPRISE!
AAAAAH!
[Eminem]
Picture
me sittin in a jail cell rottin (shit)
Or
barricaded in a motel with twelve shotguns
So when
the {cops} come knockin each hand's got one
Cocked,
ready to dump slugs heavy as shotputs
One man
army, guns can't harm me
Young
and ornery, worse than my Uncle Ronnie
Ever
since I got my first gun pulled on me
I can't
stop airin out my dirty laundry
Middle
fingers flipped and censorship
Your
friends just flipped over the swift penmanship
Ever
since I spit some shit on "Infinite"
I been
givin it, a hundred and ten percent
Cause
when I'm bent - most of my energy's spent on
enemies
Eighty
percent of what I invent is Hennessey
Twenty
percent is from being hungry as sin
Ten's
because I love being under your skin
Yeah
shit can happen, so stick to rappin
Quit the
yappin or I'ma lift the mac and
That can
lead to another mishap happenin
Skip the
crap get the can of whoop-ass crackin!
HOOK
1-
continues in background
[Eminem]
It can
and it will (nigga, nigga)
Fuck
around with Amityville and you DIE
Insanity
spills from the mentality of twelve
motherfuckers
in six
different bodies with their personalities split
Fuckin
you up with hit after hit
Stickin
you up with clip after clip
Makin
you suck dick after dick
Dirty
motherfuckin dozen
The Kon
Artis, motherfuckin Peter S. Bizarre
Swifty
McVay, the Kuniva, Dirty father fuckin Harry
Puttin
you down in a cemetery, you get buried
All you
of you motherfuckers suck our motherfuckin
cocks!
We are
not playin, we are not playin
We are
not bullshittin, this is not a motherfuckin
joke!
All of
you motherfuckers get smoked! {*fades out*}